SCAMbook- FUEL to the FIRE !!

No Joke!!

Facebook is old school. In fact, it is ancient school. There’s one new web and site which is taking over. And no, I’m not referring to the Winklevoss’ stronghold zurker [dot] com. I’m talking about India’s very own – SCAMbook [dot] come [on!]

Never heard of it? Oh you get to hear about it all the time. You’ve just never heard anyone put it that way. For those of you who’ve already got it, YES! I’m referring to the scam-handy UPA’s MAFIAS who do it without the guns and the fear. Every price-rise increases the number of users at SCAMbook. I can’t believe how stupid can this government be? Adding ‘Fuel’ to the Fire, If you know what I mean. : D

Before we log onto SCAMbook let me mention a few eminent profiles from this web and site. But wait! What’s with this WEB and SITE? Well you see, web because it’s one hell of a web from which the spidery claws of these mighty spider men will eventually save them. And SITE because you need an allied majority at the Centre that is so careless, insensitive and shameless that it continues to boost about it’s achievements through poorly conceived, directed and over-played advertisements on the government’s electro media punch bag DD Metro. [****ßThis is the part where DD’s classy tune steps in]

Anyways, a few eminent profiles include-

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A.Raja -  2G Scam [M outtie... don't count me!]

S.Kalmadi- CWG Scam [Just *play* along...]

P.Chidambram- 2G Scam [oh not you again]

Manmohan Singh [latest member]- Coal Scam [silent partner]

Pranab Mukherjee- Scorpene Submarine Deal [Did u say Mr. President?Lmao, down he goes into the depths]

Sharad Pawar- Wheat Scam [wait, what? WHEAT scam? yep!!]

Salman Khurshid- Shielding the 2G Scam planners and operators. [The saviour needs to be saved]

SM Krishna- Govt. land scam [Mine your own business please]

Manish Tiwary- *Unsubstantiated averments*  [BITCH please!]

So above mentioned are the men who run the web.[or have run into the web to be more precise]. This, by the way, is not a ‘social networking’ website. It is in fact one of those ‘political scam-scoring’ portals where constraints and penalties are just like fairytales. Heard about them, but never seen or been in one.

Tihar waits for the 'real' criminals to step in.

So before you sacrifice your e-mail ID and your ‘Oh-so-secret’ password in order to enter this web , let me tell you very frankly that you are already a part of it. You see everytime we use the ‘F’ word for our beloved political ticks or we abuse someone by comparing them with these men without honor or shame, we are a part of SCAMbook. We are, in fact. the reason for the birth of this money-making machine. But it’s just that we don’t get to see a penny.

Constantly ignoring the activities of the Centre [or the State] has led these selfish individuals to believe that there is no reason to hold back or slow down. In a democracy the true power is not with the state leaders, it is with the people. But when the people get involved on facebook, SCAMbook sure does have a great time.

Well the media does it’s bit. Breaking news breaking the barriers and bringing us something new everytime. And we do our bit you know? We talk, and then we talk, and then we talk a little more...and then we conclude and agree on a location for..... MORE TALKS!!

But anyways, SCAMbook and the members are fearlessly poking this massive population.  The point is, what can we do? Well to be honest, there is nothing that you ‘alone’ can do. A rising is needed, not a revolution, a ‘rising’. But then who will rise? Some fools who believe that either religion or reigion or caste can decide national policies? Oh please, we don’t want such idiots to even exist. The ‘Dalit Song’ sucks to the core, the ‘Hinduistic’ cycle is punctured and the ‘reformists’ are far too anarchic in their conduct. The situation completely blows but that’s how it is.



No doubt people like you and me find it easier to write fancy stuff on websites rather than standing up and....getting jailed, framed or shot! :D

Death Of Democracy

Will the times change? Depends on your perception. Depends on how you see it and how you relate to it.  A financially stable person shall always find the situation to be in control. He'll keep adding remarks which'll begin with words like 'at least' , 'still' and 'yet'. But what about those of us who live from hand to mouth? They don’t even have facebook to let it all out and drain their mental stress. Rise of suicidal tendencies among farmers across the nation has a direct relation with their financial condition and the amount and efficiency of government aid. Reminds one of the Hindi proverb – “Rakshak bana Bhakshak”

I can’t help but think about the Congress party’s symbol- The Hand with the palm facing us!

What does it mean? Let’s expand on its relevance.

# Today it can mean [or it actually means] it has the ‘BIGGER’ hand, as in when you are playing cards. So it gets to take everything home.

# Also, is this the same hand Gandhi mentioned in his writings, when he said – “If someone slaps you on one side of your face, put the other side of your face in front of them?” Then, this translates into – “If the Congress slaps you through one scam, give them an opportunity to devise another”

# Also this HAND can translate into God himself. It’s like GOD is saying – “You have elected a government so corrupt that even I’m receiving kickbacks, Bless you my children.”

So keep hitting ‘em up on--à SCAMbook !!!